This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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