he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm bleeding and have questions
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