He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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Oh Jesus.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I got inside last night via doggy door
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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