Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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