i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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