im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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