didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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