with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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