Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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