Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
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Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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