I think I am morally bankrupt
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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