Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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