I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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