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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
It's just like the Real World with babies
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I will be naked everywhere
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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