Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I should be sponsored by Trojan
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
