he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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