So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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