i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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