I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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