So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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