Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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