how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
