Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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