found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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