This girl is more easily done than said...
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
