what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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