butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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