Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
false alarm, still single
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