he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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