So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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