Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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