These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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