yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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