New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
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Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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