he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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