I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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