That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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