no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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