can we get nightvision for the apartment?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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