so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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