just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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