i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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