wat bout pragnant strippers??
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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