you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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