Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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