just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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