um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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