so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize