Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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