Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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