Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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