I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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