look no pants
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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