I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I CAN MOONWALK!
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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