I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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