Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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